ʻO kēia alakaʻi "Glory Hole Security" he alakaʻi hilarious pono e heluhelu ʻia

Hiki iā mākou ke hoʻohana i kahi mea hoʻomohala hou i ko mākou ola i kēlā me kēia lā. No ka nui o kou mau makahiki, ʻaʻole i lohi ka hoʻohui ʻana i ka hoihoi i kou ola ma ka hoʻāʻo ʻana i nā leʻaleʻa hou, ke aʻo ʻana i nā ʻōlelo hou… a i ʻole ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka puka hanohano no ka manawa mua. ʻOiaʻiʻo, pono nā ʻike hou a pau e aʻo wikiwiki i ka ʻike palekana, pololei? E like me nā manawa a pau, hāʻawi mākou iā ʻoe i ka pale ma ke ʻano o kahi alakaʻi palekana Glory Hole ola (satiric).
Hāʻawi kēia lele i kapa ʻia ʻo "Keep Safe in the Hole of Glory" iā mākou i kekahi o nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo leʻaleʻa Glory Hole maikaʻi loa. Ua hana ʻia paha kēia kiʻi ʻino ma hope o ka pūnaewele ʻo British Columbia Centers for Disease Control (e hoʻolako i ka hoʻonaʻauao wahine i ka wā maʻi coronavirus). Manaʻo ka poʻe loea he ala palekana ka puka hanohano e "haʻalele i ke kaʻa" aʻo ka hoʻonui ʻana E hoʻemi i ka laha o Covid.
Ua ʻōlelo ʻo British Columbia Centers for Disease Control and Prevention: "E hoʻohana i nā mea pale, e like me nā paia (e like me nā puka hanohano), e ʻae i ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i ka moekolohe akā e pale aku i ka pilina maka-a-maka."
"Ma mua o kou komo ʻana i kou poʻo i loko o ka lua hanohano o kou hoalauna, e noʻonoʻo i ka lua ponoʻī," hoʻomanaʻo mai kēia poʻe maikaʻi ma British Columbia iā mākou. Makemake ʻoe e hōʻoia i ka maʻalahi o ka pōʻai a ʻaʻohe pilikia o ka ʻeha lihi. ʻO ka maʻemaʻe kekahi mea nui. I kēia manawa, ua hoʻololi kēlā me kēia o mākou i 5 mau ʻeke o Bath and Body Works mini hand sanitizer me kā mākou mea hana multi-function, aia i loko o ka ʻala ʻala vanilla pumehana, ʻaʻohe kumu e haumia ai i ka lua hanohano.
Ua ʻike mākou a pau i kēia manawa ʻo ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka ʻōlelo kāne me nā malihini he manaʻo a kūpono ʻole. Hōʻike kēia Glory Hole Safety Flyer i kekahi mau koho maikaʻi, no ka laʻana, "Mahalo wau no ka ʻoluʻolu o kēia manawa" a "Hiki iā mākou ke wikiwiki? Aia kaʻu keiki i ke kaʻa." He maʻalahi kēlā.
e hoopono. Inā ʻoi aku ʻoe ma mua o 24, e pōʻino koke kou kino. Ke noho ʻoe i lalo, e haki kou mau kuli, a ʻo ʻoe a me kou mau hoaaloha - nā hoaaloha i noho pū me ʻoe no ka hopena pule holoʻokoʻa e kūlou i lalo, nā hoaaloha e hoʻohana nei i nā paipu pepa toilet ma ke ʻano he paipu - ua kamaʻilio i kekahi mau manawa e pili ana i ke ʻano o ka loaʻa ʻana o kekahi. "Maikaʻi "moe hou", no ka mea, ʻeha kou kua i kēlā me kēia lā. Inā kū ʻoe i ka lua o ka nani, pono ʻoe e "poʻohiwi i hope a paʻa nā kuli". E pale i kēlā iwi kuamoʻo.